It all started in 1989 in Alaska. A young woman was strolling on the shore when she got caught is the Exxon Valdez oil spill. The young woman happened to be wearing a lot of hair product that day, which did not mix well with the oil. The chemical reaction that followed mutated her. Her hands turned to crab claws, while her eyes joined together to create one super eye. Unfortunately the people shunned her. She decided to move to Boston where she thought the people would be more open minded. Unfortunately this was not so and she was shunned by them also. She was forced to move to the docks, hooking for sailors and longshoremen. Around the time that Matt, Dug, Jared, and JT started playing music together they heard of the story of the cycloptic hooker. They decided they would dedicate their lives and music to telling the story of the poor young woman. Thus HookerClops was born.
Since their inception, HookerClops has released their debut album, "I No Bueno!" and are currently working on a second recording for 2013.