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We are sad to announce the need to recall copies of Mucky Badger's first album "The Darkest Show on Earth" as it has come to light that the music is contaminated with potentially dangerous subliminal material that has been affecting people's sanity.
People infected with Mucky Badger's music usually develope euphoria, visions, fever and severe urges to move rhythmically combined with an overwhelming sense of being connected with other people for up to 12 hours after ingestion. Mucky Badger infection is usually diagnosed by checking the pupils or taking a sample of the patient’s cerebro-spinal fluid. In the case of severe infection, the subliminals may spread from the ears to the brain and then on to infect other hosts and can cause insanity unless the person is promptly treated with rest, hypnotherapy and deprogramming. Health Service lawyers have fought for the rights of clients who struggled and suffered through Mucky Badger syndrome as a result of negligence on the part of record shops and nightclubs, radio stations and other music distributors. I wouldn’t wish this infection on my worst enemy.
Over the last year or two, we have overseen numerous single and album recalls involving Mucky Badger contamination in genres ranging from Industrial Instrumentronica through Illbient Screechstep to Concept-Darkwave and Folk . Some cases were more serious than others. Some involved serious injuries, prolonged mental/emotional damage leading to psychopathic behaviour and finally suicide and in other cases, no adverse effects were reported.
Music manufacturers must be held liable for injuries caused by sound-poisoning - particularly if the contamination occurred during the manufacturing process. Artists must be held accountable for the spreading of these insidious viral audio-mental codes.
However Artists are not solely accountable for these deeds as it is believed that contamination could occur during processing, packaging or storing of the sound. There are stringent federal standards that dictate how music must be processed and stored and how manufacturers must keep their instruments and equipment clean and sanitized at all times to avoid such contamination, However monitoring has proved unworkable as there is literally no method of decoding them that is permitted by recent legislature.
Please help us to stamp out this tragic abuse of the public's mental health - if you hear these subliminal messages in any music, just getting in touch and letting us know where encountered will help us to stamp out this national crisis before it gets out of hand.
Thank you for your interest - study hard. Try not to get poisoned.