Sooo.... One day me ship ran aground on an uncharted desert isle,and Alice the Goon was thar, and she says"writes me a pirate song and I wonts turns ya to stone". Soooo....I did, then these guys are goin write me a pirate song,and I said nooo!!!! But...... but I will writes some fer the ladies, so I did and some other songs too , and The Bilgmunkey was playing em ,Soooo, Y'know he gets a song as well , also, too!!!! Soooo!!! Thats me story and I'm stickin to it fer the time being.