The Children of Reagan where born from the fermented loins of Nancy Reagan - spawned by the mixing sperm of Ronnie, Satan, and Wattie. Squished out in an explosion at first there were five. In a loud splash of rotting fluids Jeremy, Rob, Bob, Matt, and Brian rose up to play old fashion punk music. Reborn from the ashes of the dead Insurrection - raised from horrible ends the five subversives formed a dual bass / dual guitar / fucking-hair-metal-big-kick-ass-size drums attack and spread like a plague out across Columbus. Until the unthinkable -- Jeremy was no more, cut down in his prime by knowledge and a real life, and then there were four. The Children, too demented for a normal life and too stupid to know when to give up, didn't let the collapse of their new order deter them and set out again on their way to conquest. This is their story..