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Limp Dick and the Boners / Bio

Limp Dick was born Limpraselli Dichnovski in Bulgaria during the riots of 1985, or 1968, or something. He traveled to America with his mother and his cousin Ivana. They lived in small apartment where young Limpraselli practiced on instruments of all sorts, including glassware, the gazinga, and a little known instrument very popular in the east-western region of Bulgaria called the cvjsdtylvci.

In time Limpraselli met up with a group of people that were on some really weird spiritual quest. It was there goal to find the true meaning of the word wow. They referred to themselves as The Boners, which was a not so subtle reference to their pet monkey Fred. At first it was a rough fit, Limpraselli playing his cvjsdtylvci while the Boners played with their instruments. But eventually they worked out the kinks and Limpraselli Dichnovsky and the Boners were on fire.

Like a buddhist monk.

Eventually everybody got tired of calling the band Limpraselli Dichnovsky and the Boners. Besides it was tough to fit on a poster and the printers charged by the letter. Meanwhile, Limpraselli had started drinking so much that he couldn't pronounce his name correctly most of the time anyway. The name was shortened multiple times, from Limpra Dichnovsky and the Boners, to Limp Dichno and the boners and eventually Limp Dick and the Boners was born.

Like a three headed cow.

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Martinez, CA

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