Alestorm / Press

“Call the garbage collectors, there is some trash at the horizon. And no, this band is not funny at all. Only crappy and retarded. I hate bands who could not do anything better than talk about superficial and trivial things even if their lives depended on it. I despise people who can raise their level of intelligence above silly things.”

“When listening to Alestorm for the first time I thought 'is this some kind of a joke?'. Let's keep it honest: the vocalist can't sing for shit. To put it metaphorically, he sounds like a kraken that has cocks instead of tentacles is invading his mouth. I'm sorry ol' chap, but pirates weren't called Angus Dagnabbit, even though you might think otherwise.”