Agent Cooper / Press

“Listen Here! Agent Cooper! These guys sound hard rockin' with an intelligence bent. By that, I mean they seem like spies to me. I don't mean just any kind of spies either. I mean the kind that enters your head with their crazy mind control music and make you think you're having a great time. When, in fact, they are implanting thoughts that allow them to control you and will later activate you with a trigger word. Then, who knows what they'll get you to do. I'll ask them what they plan to do to you and let you know later. I'll find out when they're coming to town so you'll be able to go get brainwashed into their Hard Rock army or whatever! They was here. They gone now! But keep watchin'. They might come back! PS. I usually just change the tense on what I said about them before they came.”