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Abortion Twins

Abortion Twins

Punk / Hardcore / Comedy Tampa, FL  US
Bottle Rocket Sodomy/Pie Fucker
Portuguese Breakfast (Loud, Fast, and Shitty ACOUSTIC)
Ha Ha Ha (Flipper Cover)
I'm Not Elite, But I'm Better Than You



  • Sun

    Jun 26

    Marietta, GA, US | 3:00pm


  • Sat

    Jun 11

    Cape Coral, FL, US | 8:00pm

    Join us for Big E's Annual Birthday bash at Rackem Billiards there will be drinks,food,and more importantly a full night of music,from fast punk, to smooth reggae ,to skanking ska. this promisses to be a great way to break those summer time blues.also celebrating her birthday is Rack'em Bartender extraordinaire Tayelor Kakes two birthdays! one night! tons of drinks! https://www.facebook.com/events/1564231897207691/

  • Fri

    Jun 10

    Tampa, FL, US | 6:30pm

    Your favorite over-opinionated assclown is going to be 1/2 of a century old.... This calls for an epic party / concert and a night of debauchery... Location: The legendary Brass Mug (greatest venue, ever) Bands: Eviscerated Zombie Tampon (Weirdcore gods) Tortured Anguish - Live Debut (Sludgy stoner groove doom) The Voice Of God (Ohio Punk) Abortion Twins (Tampa's Punk elite) Shadow of the Mountain (Epic Battle metal from Dayton, Oh.) The Prople (Florida Horrorpunk) Yateveo - (Garage Rock goodness from New Port Richey) The Stone Cobras - (Punkabilly form Tampa) Events/Details: Admission is Free...but if you want to kick in a couple bucks for the door guy, that would be peachy.. Free food while supplies last.. Probably some games, contests, or whatever... Food, booze, metal, debauchery....yeah, that kind of party!

  • Sat

    Apr 2

    St. Petersburg, FL, US | 8:00pm

    It's that time of year again!!! Break out your Nerf guns and head to Fubar Downtown in St. Pete on April 2nd for the 3rd Annual Nerf Or Nothing Show!!! w/ SPENJAMIN BACH, PIG PEN, Abortion Twins and The JPP

  • Thu

    Mar 17

    Tampa, FL, US | 7:00pm

    St. Patrick's Party! Drink Specials! Luck Of The Irish...


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  • Mojo Commode (Artist)
    Mojo Commode
    Digging Yer $#it Dude
  • Randy Dewitt (Fan)
    Randy Dewitt
    do you guys like picking your nose? you guys rule!!
  • Rock of Ages (Artist)
    Rock of Ages
    Heard you here on Tastemaker and instantly became a fan. We hit up your other social media sites as well. Thanks for the great music!
  • Mutual Stereo (Artist)
    Mutual Stereo
    Greatest Profile icon EVER !!! Long live skate or die !!!! great tunes guys. Dig the vibe. maybe we can play some shows sometime. *Here's to melting faces*
    hello! and have a great weekend- rock on!


  • Portuguese Breakfast was released on November 3rd of 2012


Sounds Like: The Meatmen, Leftöver Crack, Dwarves, Butthole Surfers, Beastie Boys

Bio: Hardcore punk with comedic tendencies. We have played shows with Mephiskapheles, Gang Green, The Vibrators, The Meatmen, Peelander-Z, Leftover Crack, Green Jello, D.O.A., The Murder Junkies, Blowfly, The Independents, Black Cat Attack, Captured By Robots!, PEARS, Teenage Bottlerocket, and Valient...See Full Bio

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