5lb. Piranha / Press

“The most 'T&A' I've seen outside of a strip club-since my family reunion. When they dropped down and the bassist started soloing, I forgot that I was double parked and my Prius got towed!”

J.T.S Vincent Parrish III - The Paranormal Institute of Musical Anomalies

"I rocked out so hard I flashed my penis"

You know that guy. - Digby Spooner Inc.

“Haven't heard Rock Music this good since i sold my soul and visited the under world to sign the deal......”

The Angel of D. - Rockin the Afterdeath.