I remember going to the grocery store
Walking on those dirty floors
They endlessly, always tried to clean

Passing all the aisles of food
Across from the Dairy, dude
Contained lots of kiddie magazines

Filled with bright and such colorful pictures
Smiling faces like Corey Haim and Corey Feldman

Poofy hair
80's garb
But Teen Beat and Bop was all you

Kirk Cameron
Why did you change?
It's not so deranged
To think you'd be great in a Rated R movie

'Like Father, Like Son'
Will be just the one
Reminding what was
There'd be hope for the future

Kirk Cameron
Aw yeah

Bless that Casting Director
Who put all of you together
On that program 'Growing Pains'

Man, Tracey Gold was hot
And Leonardo got a shot
And how that Ben kid was annoying

The coolest Dad
and Mom was rad
But Boner and the show was all you

Kirk Cameron
Why did you change?
It's not so deranged
To think you'd be great in a Rated R movie

'Like Father, Like Son'
Will be just the one
Reminding what was
There'd be hope for the future

Kirk Cameron
Why did you change?
It's not so deranged
To think you'd be great in a Rated R movie

'Like Father, Like Son'
Will be just the one
Reminding what was
There'd be hope for the future

Kirk Cameron

All right, all you little boys and girls who don't know Kirk Cameron, sing!

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