There was once upon a time a tiny soy bean that was left out in the cold. One whole year of snowy, wintery mix passed and that soy bean was very lonely, forgotten and fuh fuh fuh fureezing. Now as a general rule of thumb, no bean, soy or not, should be treated as such. So! When the sun finally came oot to play and warmed the earth, that tiny soy bean sprouted and said: "I AM WONKY TONK. Listen and ye shall be filled with the nutrient of happy." Doot Doot Doot And that is how it all began.