Famous Wreslter
Winston Payne

Hey all you wrestlers, you don't scare me
I'm the new wrestling giant
I'm a big mean wrestling man
And I can act real defiant

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Gonna be a famous wrestler
The world champion
Want that gold belt around my waist
Gonna be number one

Gonna get my friend the Crusher
Gonna to do some tag teaming
Gonna take those other teams
And throw 'em out of the ring screaming

The World Champion he don't scare me
He's just really a drag
He's only got one stupid move
And he looks like a fag

Gonna put you in a sleeper
pile driver, suflex and a hammer lock
I'll give you a drop kick, an airplane spin
and an atomic knee drop