BEING A SHORT DIVERSION ON THE DUBIOUS ORIGINS OF THE NORTH Once upon a time there were three little boys called Tom, Kirt and Neal, by name christened. They decided to get together because they were the getting together type. When they were together they wondered what for after all, what for? So all of a sudden they grew guitars and fashioned a noise. Funnily enough, no one was interested, least of all the three little men. So-o-o-o on discovering a fourth even littler lady called Bernadette...