Don't you just hate "band bios?" So do we.

There was this guy, Ben Deily...he wrote songs. Founded and played in a band called Lemonheads. And then a band called pods. Anyway, folks hung out, beverages was consumed, instruments were manhandled, recordings were made. Europe was, surprisingly, toured.

Hell, make up your own damn history. It'll probably be more interesting.

Especially if it takes place, like, underwater! That'd be awesome.