Once upon a day, the powers that be decided to remove the musical creation the world had come to know as Funk from the record store bins and formats of radio stations worldwide. The intent was to completely obliterate the concept of FUNK from our memory banks in order to facilitate the control of our thought process and reprogram our minds to their liking. They attempted to exterminate all interference coming from the forces of those "rebellious Funkateers". They almost succeeded... but... ti...