What kind of books do you read? What kind of movies do you like? I like westerns. I like the guns and the fistfights, and I like the dust in the streets at night, and I like the boots that kick your throat into the back of your head if you cry. What do you watch on TV? What kinds of records do you like? I like westerns. I like my six-shot pistol, and I like my faces well-chiseled, and I like tassels and hats and a horse that will come when I whistle. Are you hungry, baby I've got a little money and I want some thick, black coffee, and I want some sausage gravy, and I want to swap all rewards for the respect and the love of a lady. It's so nice to meet you. I think I could like you. But I like to spit wherever I please, and I keep my wagon slick with grease, cause I'm like sagebrush and tumbleweed, so I'll probably ride my trusty steed into the red prairie sunset, and you'll never hear back from me.