Being alone isn’t so bad when you have a TV
There’s a tall blonde actress on a soap opera, she’s got a gun and it’s pointed at me
I’d tell her to shoot, but what’s the sense in doing that?
Something tells me that she doesn’t have the heart to pull the trigger back

When the car alarm goes off you drop your keys in the parking lot
And say, “I was never one for transparency,” I keep my eyes on the clock
I’d never admit to be content with fucking up,
But what’s the point in keeping both eyes open when one does the job just fine

I was surprised something so natural could be choreographed
Drove across the country just to watch you do your big balancing act

Color me impressed