There's something in the air that let's me know it's almost there
and then I see it in the paper it's on Saturday
right next to the chirporactic ad that says "we'll fix your back ache"
in the boldest print that could be displayed

On Saturday I jump into my Chrysler 1982
and make my way down route 13
it's bales of hay and minivans and pumpkins with their fake suntans
and then I see it...it's hard to believe

it's hard to hold back the tears
I've been waiting all year
and now I'm finally here at the

corn maze...the best one I know open from labor day until we get snow
the corn maze the best part of the fall and once they build it, it's come one come all.

Much more than even Christmas cheer I love this corny atmosphere
I can feel it, the fields are alive with the
joy as it becomes so clear just why we're all together here
It's a special bond that's hard to describe

There's a kid with cotton candy and his directionally challenged granny
yelling "can someone help me get out of this place?"
I say "straight until you see the bear, a right, a left and you're almost there"
I lied...but oh well what do you expect in the.....

Just the next day it snows
and the gate has a sign saying "closed"
but I get a little smile on my face
I only have to wait 364 more days
till the.

corn maze...the best one I know open from labor day until we get snow
the corn maze the best part of the fall but would technically be maize maze anywhere else