Question 1. Who is The Tombstone? Question 2. What the fuck has it got to do with you? Maybe he is the Czech businessman that you so rudely got rid of when he came into your crappy little shop trying to buy a clock. Maybe he is an alien drowning morons in a lake. Maybe, just maybe, he is a sad old man in a wheelchair, dreaming of the day when he'll come face to face with the bear who put him into it. I think that there is a part of us all in The Tombstone, but by the time you find that out it...