When we asked a consortium of Cincinnati's greatest music writers, they all agreed... they had never heard of The Light Heavies. Think that stops The Light Heavies? The band does not let the fact that no one has heard of them stop their quest for what they call ass shakin' music. In a recent interview the band was quoted as saying that their main goal is to make chicks shake that thang. They seem to have an unhealthy obsession with making people, mostly females, get up and shake it. It's sad ...