Welcome to the world son hit the ground and run
welcome to the world now grab a helmet and a gun
check your dreams at age 18 join the ranks of underjoyed
$100,000 in student loans and you'll be unemployed

they'll tell ya that you're free
it sounds like poetry
they'll tell you it so many times that soon you will agree.

hope you had your fun son now its time to live the lie
you're a man now here's the plan you're gonna work until you die
and dont you dare ask why
have some faith and just comply
anyone will testify financial gain's our battle cry

let it be understood
this is for the "Greater Good"
there are 7 billion assholes in this worldwide neighborhood
and they all need new tvs
soda pop and suvs
you can do gods work and tell the world of these necessities.

tell them that they're free
to choose the way they pay
welcome to the world son
happy fucking graduation day.