Hey mom and dad
It's Christmas time again
and I want the new Battlestar Galactica
DVD, So all my friends will like me
Please don't be so fucking cheap

It's Christmas time again
It's Christmas time again
It's Christmas time whoa

It's Christmas time again
It's Christmas time again
and I want whatever the fuck I want
It's Christmas time again
It's Christmas time again
and I want whatever the fuck I want

Hello to my girlfriend
It's Christmas time again
And I want you to take naked pictures of yourself
and send them to my bass player Donny
It's the season of giving

It's Christmas time again
It's Christmas time again
and I want whatever the fuck I want
It's Christmas time again
It's Christmas time again
and I want whatever the fuck I want

Christmas time again
Christmas time again
Christmas time again
Whoa!!!!