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FINAL UPDATE: November 10th
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hey. Deleted all the previous updates. Time for a fresh start. The EJB is now officially disbanded. The reason for this end is that the magic and purpose of The EJB is gone. And it will never return. Except if it does. I am shifting my energies towards putting a real people band together and recording obscenely high quality music and playing live. All EJB material will be left online and I may upload some other stuff. So check back once a month or so. Have a good time. Enjoy your lives and we shall meet one day. Many moons from now.
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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE CONCERNING THE DISSOLUTION OF THE ELECTRIC JAVABEAN BAND....
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Last night a car carrying all fifteen members of the EJB ran into a family of moose. The sole survivor of this crash was Ross 'tubeman' Patel who was quoted as saying 'This shit is messed up, the EJB is done, never again, unless the money is right'. The other fourteen members could only be identified by their toes and a general feel for which species they were.
As a tribute, we have listed the members below in order of importance and like-ability.
Ted 'Leprechaun Fingers' Xavier (Field Mouse)- Lead Guitar Type Keyboard Thing - Deceased
Arnold 'Garlic Knees' Xavier (Field Mouse) - Second Foot Stomp/ Lead Hand Clap - Deceased
Orwell 'Jingle Jangle' Jonson (Potato) - Lead Guitar - Deceased
Nick 'Whosabigboy' Malone (Eagle) - Rythmn Guitar - Deceased
Jimmy 'JetHed' James (Possum) - Tour Manager - Deceased
Wendy 'twomassiveears' Wienberger (Fox) - Flute/Piccolo - Decceased
Jean 'Frenchy' Pierre (Rat) - Oboe - Deceased
Brandi 'Four Foots' Stern (Elephant) - Drums and Bongos - Deceased
Benjamin 'High Nose' Gordon (Salmon)- Violin/Viola - Deceased
Harold 'Elf Killer' Omar (Camel) - Sitar and other 'ethnic' instruments -Deceased
Abel 'Amish' Amiquay (Horse) - Bass Guitar - Deceased
Lizzy 'Letsallsmile' Sacks (Snake) - A&R, PR, and General people type things - Deceased
George 'Donald' Peter (Tree) - Good Looks, Dancing, Sex Appeal - Deceased
Charlie 'MySoulSpeaksOnlyOfDarkness' Vasquez (Shark) - Instruments other people won't play out of self respect. Your Triangles, Accordions etc... (Comatose but due to a small lie on the part of the EJB contract lawyer about his health insurance, will soon be unplugged)
Many thanks to all these musicians who without whom, none of the numerous tracks recorded would never have been possible. For financial donations to the families of the aforementioned and to give money to help Charlie stay plugged in, contact Ross at navaroneross@yahoo.com. NO CHECKS. Unless sent with a copy of your credit statement. We must say, in all good faith, that Charlie was a very unlikeable human being. He was bitter and angry, and always made off color comments about the shirts Frenchy chose to wear. So we recommend that you don't waste any money trying to keep him alive. We won't.
Sincerely,
The Management of the EJB



The Electric Javabean Band




