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How I love a Salty Dog!
Nothing's above a Salty Dog!
I'm dreaming of a Salty Dog!
So, let's order up a Salty Dog!

Some folks like a martini
And others like a drink with fizz
Some folks like a caipirinha
But I don't know what that is
My drink is really simple
Just grab a highball and salt the rim
Mix together some grapefruit juice
With a splasheen of gin

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Whiskey makes me a lil' frisky
And rum gets me a lil' numb
Wine makes me a lil' whiney
And beer put a bulge round my tum
My drinks tart and kinda tangy
And always goes down smooth
It melts your troubles right away
And brightens up your mood

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With so many drinks to choose from
It makes it hard to find the one that's right
Take it from this old beach bum
Go with the one half bark, half bite

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