"If you pushed them all together into one country artist, they wouldn't be as good as Johnny Cash, but they'd have the same total number of teeth."
"Cowboy" Dan & the Morning Flakes, WZGC AM 1510
"To beat it all, they weren't even Garth Brooks' opening act that night; they just snuck by security and started grabbing instruments."
"All four were arrested and charged with disturbing the peace, aggravated assault, and cruelty to animals."
The Knoxville News-Sentinel