Catherine Joy is rumored to be the lovechild of Tom Waits and Joni Mitchell, carried off by a disoriented albatross shortly after her birth. She spent much of her childhood on an uncharted island with a guitar and piano, where she soon grew tired of the taste of coconuts and learned to lure sea turtles to her with songs of love, loss and ornithology. It was her passion for hunting with predatory birds that gave birth to a lifelong vendetta between her and the fiendish mutant seagulls whose nu...