Sub-Nu-ro-nik (sub nŏŏr'ŏn' ic, nyŏŏr'- ic)
1. A slowed or ceased level of impulse activity between neurons within the brain of humans, animals, aliens and accountants.
(Gerald felt SubNuronik after stabbing into his ear with the screwdriver)
2. A sweet tasting cheese closely related to cheddar, known for inducing psychological trauma to the uninitiated
(I enjoy SubNuronik with a Cabernet Sauvignon which is so much better than... wait... what the!? Is that a leprechaun on your shoulder!?)
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