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Members: Small Dave and 1/3 of His Other Brothers

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Labels: Lemon Lady Records, Lemon Lady Records (ex Productions)

Manager: Lemon Lady Records

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From an early age, SmAll dAvE, as he was nicknamed (for reasons we won't go into right now), was found to be an accordion prodigy with a taste for polka, but then he heard the best Polka band in the country and the White Metal Death's Head Flower Black Death Band, and from then on, he was hooked. He was diagnosed with a brain disorder, from the accordion crushing his diaphragm, and it cut off his blood supply to the brain. All he can do is write, poor thing, day and night, song after song after song and they make no sense, but we praise him anyway, his Dad/brother and me and his 23 sisters and brothers and, oh, we are glad for what we have!Love, Momma Eunice Dave

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Bio from SmAll dAvE's Mom:

From an early age, SmAll dAvE, as he was nicknamed (for reasons we won't go into right now), was found to be an accordion prodigy with a taste for polka, but then he heard the best Polka band in the country and the White Metal Death's Head Flower Black Death Band, and from then on, he was hooked. He was diagnosed with a brain disorder, from the accordion crushing his diaphragm (he loved it so and clung it ever so hard to his bosom, and playing Metal didn't help), and it cut off his blood supply to the brain. They tried to save his brain but it was too late - they couldn't get the accordion from around his nearly lifeless body, as he lay on his stomach, after a little indigestion, the instrument cutting into his poor little chest. We thank our ever lovin' stars that he was at least revived and recovered enough to have the function that he does. Oh, our hearts were just aglow! I mean, he weren't never too bright, but this just weren't fair to take his mind father away from us!

All he can do is write, poor thing, day and night, song after song after song and they make no sense, but we praise him anyway, his Dad/brother and me and his 23 sisters and brothers and, oh, just all the rest of his family and I are glad for what we have!!!

Love to all ya'll music lovers out there,

Momma Eunice Dave

Band Members:

SmAll dAvE - Vocals, all instruments and programming, engineer, producer, and MADMAN.

Marcus Julius Reinigus - Mixdown co-engineer/co-producer and one of the little known mad Roman Emperors who helped bring Rome down.

Mixed at and thanks to Stout Beer Studios.

Brain Damage written by SmAll dAvE.

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Lemon Lady Records

Influences:

Georg Benovic Polka Band, White Metal Death's Head Flower Black Death Band, The VW BeatBugs, State Hospital of Missouri (special thanks to the shock therapy nurses!), Dancing with the Half Baked Child Stars, American IDol Worshipers, Weird Carl and the Senators, George and Dick

Sounds like:

Why, the Georg Benovic Polka Band and the White Metal Death's Head Flower Black Death Band and Weird Carl and the Senators, of course!!!

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