From an early age, SmAll dAvE, as he was nicknamed (for reasons we won't go into right now), was found to be an accordion prodigy, but without no musical direction. Then he heard the best Polka band in the country, the White Metal Death's Head Flower Black Death Band, and from then on, he was hooked. He was then diagnosed with a brain disorder, from the accordion crushing his diaphragm (he even fell asleep with it, like that Jimmie Hindricks guy), and it cut off the blood supply to his brain....