Super Awesome Macho will be playing their first ever show with brand new rhythm guitar player, Ric Nimrod. Don't give a lame answer to your grand kids when they ask where you were when this went down.
"Sorry little Jimmy, I wasn't cool back then. I decided to drink some herbal tea and talk about my feelings instead of being kick ass and seeing the show."
They'll put your ass in a home so fast you'll drop your Worther's Original's hard candy. And lets face it, you'll have earned it.
Joining S.A.M. will be The Ditchriders, Spiderwood, and Cleveland's own The Zapguns. Performing all their hit singles (hits in Bolivia and parts unknown). Truly a more manly band could not be found. Just look at those beards! Ahhh....beards.