The pink and black attack have linked up with our dear friends at the Manchester Label once again, and we have the cure for your Valentine's Day misery.
Don't give your money to Hallmark, spend it on booze! Precious McKenzie will appear live, in person (no clones or animations) and melt your ears with sexy grunge you can dance to, drink to, make love to and initiate a Viking funeral to.
Not enough for you? The PMcK gang will be disbributing copies of their ALL NEW EP, "The Erotic Awakening of Precious McKenzie", so you can take the sexy home with you.
Still not enough? Vinyl High, Dirty Ghost AND The Disclosure Project are also prostituting themselves on stage for your pleasure.
STILL not enough? It's bloody bastard FREE! You can either bring your lover/partner/concubine/other, or leave them at home.
Don't buy that appalling stuffed toy. Bollocks to the jewellery, you'll get it wrong anyway. Learn how to ooze erotica from the masters of the concept, take the art home, and blow somebody's mind.
Ducie Bridge, Corporation Street, Manchester. Be there or be forever viewed as a lonely hermit in the eyes of your friends.