For all you Zeus fans, it is that time again. The Return of Zeus Tour begins at The Abbey Pub Thursday, April 4th. If you come for all three shows, your name will automatically be entered for a special prize. Old stuff, new stuff—we're throwing it all in the hopper and then we're going to turn the crank on the Great Showbiz Extravaganza Machine to see what comes out. We'll need your help turning the crank as the machine can be cantankerous at times, but if our calculations are correct (and why wouldn't they be), it should turn out three absolutely unique and dazzling spectacles. One for each consecutive night. You only get to say you were there if you actually are there, so you may as well be there for bragging rights if you will.