VAMPIRATES, STATION & the MONSTER & TRASHKANNON
DOORS: 8 PM / SHOW: 9 PM
VAMPIRATES: Then the Vampirates played and proceeded to absolutely beat the shit out of each other and simultaneously amaze and confuse the audience with the ferocity of the music and the barroom brawl vibe they have with each other. Bass player loses his strap and takes a knee mid-song so as to finish playing. Singer sees this and proceeds to barrel right into him with his shoulder and then, just in case that wasn't enough, kicks him while he's trying to play. Guitar player sees it and any rational person would go stop this violent mayhem with his band mates. Does he stop it? No, he runs and jumps right into them with the same abandon one would when one cannon balls into a pool. Only this isn't a pool. It's people and they're in your band.
the STATION and the MONSTER: Philly to Cali transplants taking their cues from Planes Mistaken for Stars, The Bronx, The Appleseed Cast, These Arms Are Snakes, Git Some.
TRASHKANNON: Straight outta San "hopeless" Jose, California emerges the super group comedic goon-core shit punk degenerates of TRASHKANNON. the 6 piece posse pulls no punches exploding with remnants of 80s hardcore smashed together with a shit ball of modern problems. Their first album "Shit For Brains" (2010) is a self-produced/release full of demented sing alongs shart-packed with shredding guitars and is soon to hit Europe via Black Cat Records.
Do not be fooled by the sardonic sarcasm, TRASHKANNON makes a point to flex their musical butt cheeks to back up all the lyrical obscenities. Their live show is a wall of mayhem excreting offensive entertainment leaving no mercy on anyone in the crowd. TRASHKANNON is guaranteed to make you laugh, bleed, choke, scream, fall, squirt, and skin your knee. Consider yourself lucky to know about them, your lame ass life just got a little cooler...Oh, and one more thing...FUCK OFF AND DIE! Hhahahahahah!!!!! (Fart Noise)