Roll out the barrel. No - roll out the barrels. Hijack the barrel truck, knock out the stoppers and guzzle, quaff and chugalug your way into the deep golden celebratory insensate satori necessary for the fullblown fusillade of wonder masquerading as whimsy that is your hometown dervish groove carnival The Atomic Sherpas. For this night we got Dan Potruch in the drum chair, so, as (Greg Lake produced and ELP's label released... go figure) Texas boogie band Stray Dog put it: "Fasten yo' seeeeeeeeeeeeeat beltsssssssssssss!!!" Xmas is upon us fast: Dance like Nureyev on crushed up cross tops, DRINK LIKE TANTALUS UNBOUND! Turn that beautiful multicolored display behind the bar into empty husks of proud translucency. Ay güey!