Burns My Ass Radio
Sunday, July 31st, 2011 at 8:00pm
On the stormy night Feburary 11th 1936 cracks of thunder shot out into the world, it was as if gods collided and the earth was ready to shatter. Men pissed themselves in fear and women went weak in the knees.
It was on this day the perfect combination of machesemo, swagger, masculinity and moustache was born. 7 lbs, his body weight was 1lb his moustache was 6lbs. This force of pure man came screaming into the world.
In his first five minutes of life every doctor felt insecure and every nurse in the ward was left pregnant and confused.... who could be this much of a man???? Burt Fucking Reynolds that is who!
Tonight your hosts will pay homage to the king of men, we will tell our Burt tales and about how he made us the men we are today!
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