Calling all cats for an evening of tight grooves and absolute hilarity as we roast one the music scene's greatest sons...he is small so it shouldn't take long to cook him!!
The setting is (of course) DANTE's FIRE with a deus of regulars from the rotation of knuckleheads on your music scene. Your deus includes Eleonor Landstrom Winston, Sly Slipetsky, Brendan Dance, Gary Roberts, Manny Brito, Bruce Halper and TF is your roast master.
Nothing is off limits as we skewer our buds, the room, current events, the scene, anyone we want to bash and of course our guest of honor, our very own little Mexican Napoleon, Danny Brito.
We will jam, drink, roast, jam again and drink some more. Remember, a roast is good natured but well intended ridicule and cathartic insulting and poking fun at everything. Nothing is off limits! If you are easily offended or can't take a joke....please come so we can REALLY trash you too, you pansies!!
Come crush our bud and let's laugh and jam the night away. You aren't doing anything anyway!! You live in Tucson after all!! I mean let's be real! Hehe...
Don't be a normal group of Tucson cheap asses in flip flops and shorts. Contribute $5 to the cause. If you order ice tea, make sure it's from Long Island and if you order water, there better be some scotch in it!!
Let's get stupid!!