I bought my first house back in 1979
Made of aluminum that’s Lime Green (LIME GREEN!)
We took the wheels of that very same day
Purtiest thing I ever seen

My parents move out in the Spring of ’81
Moved to the top of the hill (TOP OF THE HILL!)
They bought their house with the insurance money
When dad lost his fingers at the mill (OUCH, OUCH)

Our house is home on wheels and we’re really happy
But there is something I confide (I CONFIDE!)
Five kids, Eight dogs, a wife, and good old grandma
I really need a Triple Wide

Chorus:
You know (It’s fine) I don’t mind sharin’ a bedroom with Grandma
With lots of whiskey I get by
But if I had a million dollars to spend
You know I’d buy a Triple Wide

I got arrested five or six days ago
Spent ‘bout eight hours in a cell (IN A CELL!)
Didn’t know it was illegal to shoot a cow from the road
But I was hungry what the hell (Moooooo!)

I got to be on my favorite TV show ‘cause of that
The one that they call COPS (BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS WHAT ‘CHA GONNA DO?!!)
I wish I’d knowed I’s gonna be on TV that day
I’d’ve worn my Skynard tank top (FREEBIRD!)

Chorus:
You know (It’s fine) I don’t mind sharin’ a bedroom with Grandma
With lots of whiskey I get by
But if I had a million dollars to spend
You know I’d buy a Triple Wide

My momma drinks Jim Beam cause she has a problem
She’s got the hots for cousin Jed (Cousin Jed)
It wouldn’t be so bad if he were her brother
You know we’d like to stay inbred (YEEEEE HAWWWW!)

My pappy drinks his share of Jack Daniels every day
When he can’t see you know he’s glad (OH, HE’S GLAD!)
You’d drink a fifth yourself and chase it with some beer
If you had a wife that looked that bad. (Howl like a dog…)

Chorus:
You know (It’s fine) I don’t mind sharin’ a bedroom with Grandma
With lots of whiskey I get by
But if I had a million dollars to spend
You know I’d buy a Triple Wide

Refrain:
Triple Wide (Indoor Plumbin’)
Triple Wide (Toilet paper, too)
You know I hate to use them leaves
And if I had me a Triple Wide trailer,
I wouldn’t have to pee on trees