“Secret Slaves makes me want to tie brightly colored, animal shaped wrist bands around my ****and run through a rave after drinking 30 shots of Jager.. Definitely some fresh tunes from a fresh group of talented writers!!”
“Secret Slaves makes me feel like im being molested by 10,000 tiny little rays of sunshine and rainbows which makes my face tingle and then explode into a Kaleidoscope of butterflies”
“Secret Slaves makes me feel like I have giant boxing gloves, Idk why... but it does.”
“You know that feeling of adrenaline you get when fighting a velociraptor butt-naked on top of Everest? Listening to Secret Slaves is kinda like that.”
“After listening to Secret Slaves I went from internet nerd to ladies man overnight!”
“Awesome Music!! Music bridges all gaps emotionally. I’m a fan.
“big and banging and floorfilling electro performance piece you guys have got here..love the Gaga-esque duo vocals and camp theatricality..tasty little dubstep breakdown in the middle. Awesome skills guys..can't wait to hear more from you!!”