So this is where I'm supposed to impress you with all the creative stuff that I want you to know about me. Sure, I've had the pleasure of recording my music professionally. Sure, my music has been on a few radio stations. Sure, I've had the pleasure of playing shows to sold out crowds and sharing the stage with some of my favorite bands. Sure, I've sold a ton of CDs and tee shirts. But when it comes down to it, none of that is important. I'm not playing music because I want to be a rock...