SHOW STARTS AT 10:30 Keg Party!!!! FREE TO GET IN! ONLY TO PEOPLE THAT ARE WORTH A SHIT! Schmegma will be playing all their greatest shits and wanting all of their friends to act a complete fool with them! This will be the Schmegma show of all Schmegma shows! Have you ever got drunk beyond retardation and were able to look back at it on a high def video recording with 9 cameras at a fucking Schmegma show? I DON'T THINK SO! It will also be WASTE's (the guitar player for Schmegma) Birthday Party!!! Life is all about SCHMEGMA. IF YOU DON'T KNOW BY NOW THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING TARD! Schmegma is the most buff band to ever come out of the Fayetteville music scene and will be headlining over Metalllica and Nirvaana this spring. They will be selling 100000000 DVDs while on the road. With their up-coming album BITCHSLAP A BURN VICTIM, they will hit #1 on the MTV, TRL chart for sure! The amount of crap that you may witness on stage may make you piss yourself shitless! You will see what you need to see every second of your life at this show. For real doe! Your life depends on it! There are so many Schmegma fans. You might want to MAKE SURE TO WEAR A DIAPER BECAUSE YOU WILL SOIL YOUR LEGS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES. $2 PBR KEG 18oz cups and $4.50 Fireball big shots will tank your ass!!! -SHOW STARTS AROUND 11:00 -CAMERAS WILL BE GOING ALL NIGHT LONG TO TAPE ALL THE FANS TALKING SHIT! For ll the people that are too pussy to show up.... EAT AN ASS!
Bam Margera is a professional skateboarder who is known for his crazy antics on MTV shows “Jackass”, “Viva La Bam”, “Bam’s Unholy Union”, and the “Jackass” movies. He has teamed up with CKY members Chad I. Ginsburg, brother Jess Margera, and Matthew “Matty J” Janaitis to make his own music under the name “Fuckface Unstoppable”. FOR FANS OF: CKY, HIM, Clutch, Turbonegro, The 69 Eyes
Sponsored by Friction Publishing and His & Hers! www.ncFRICTION.com FRICTION HATES V.D. (Valentine's Day) So we're throwing an ANTI-V..D. Party And who better for such and EVENT than Schmegma???
Sounds Like: Steel Panther, Psychostick, Polkadot Cadaver, Nashville Pussy, M.O.D. - Method of Destruction
Label: Ripwhore Records
Bio: North Carolina-based shock rockers SCHMEGMA can officially be classified as the most vile shitholes in the music industry. The band released their debut full-length album "Force It Down Their Throats" in March 2009 to much critical disgust and is back in their sophomore effort, "Schmegmalicious,"...See Full Bio
SCHMEGMA has a show on 09/17/2014 at 06:00 PM @ The Drunk Horse Pub in Fayetteville, NC http://www.reverbnation.com/q/539bqn #concert
“You are an inspiration to every fame seeking, ladder climbing, gold digging, diseased ridden prostitute sellout in the business!!!”
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