Born into the competitive world of the Bob Geldof institute for badger baiting and weasel wrestling, Rowan forged a career for himself fighting various rodents in carnivals around Europe. At the age of 13 he discovered a latent ability to communicate telepathically with Sea Monkeys and through communing with these wise and gracious creatures learnt the meaning of life, the true origin of man and how to write funky electronic music. Although often asked about the first two it was funky electro...