“ Road Kill Café “

Drivin' along on the road one day,
I’d been chewin' on a milky way,
Didn’t see that possum in the street.
Hit the brakes, Started to swerve, smacked that sucker in the middle of a curve, pulled over to grab some road kill meat.

Checked it out it looked good to me, good eats best as I could see,
I took it home and fryed it in a pan. Called a friend, we ate that rat,
had a few beers and chewed the fat, a restaurant could be our claim to fame. I’ll do the drivin', you cook the food, there ain’t no end to what we could do, but first, it’s gotta have a name.

Come on in for the special of the day, If you don’t like it, you don’t pay, welcome to the “Road Kill Café”

Cooked up, hot and lean, pan fryed taters and a side of greens, make it the main meal of your day.
If you can’t stay drive up to the curb, we’ll bring it out cause we aim to serve, some heapin' helpin' road kill gourmet.
We’ve even got a road kill buffet, we goin' throw it all out anyway, welcome to the “Road Kill Café “

Come on in for the special of the day, If you don’t like it you don’t have to pay, welcome to the Road Kill Café.
Welcome to the Road Kill Café.
Welcome to the Road Kill Café.