Very very painful. Tortures the victim to a great extent.
Can cause things around to catch fire and well.
Leaves no blood. Nice and not messy.

He fired you today and he has to die.
No one fucks with your oh so perfect life.
Just cause you look like a dick does not mean you should get fired
after all stability in your job is what you desire.
The bastard gets into his limo what he does not realize
is that you his new driver.
You take the car to an abandoned area.
He asks where the fuck are you'll and you smile
you tell him its his time to die.
He begs and pleads and he says he'll give you your job back
and you say you will have none of that.
You grab him and tie him down
and pour kerosene all over that corporate clown.
You light up a match and he begins to cry
you throw the match and laugh as he gets fried.
You watch him burn as you chug a beer.
Hey you didn't make a mess looks like your getting better.