"We thought the Patriot Act would eliminate this kind of (expletive) trash from the net. We were wrong." ~John S. Pistole, TSA Director
“NEWS FLASH: Diva Bitch of Lupin Lodge Cover Band Ejects Chody for Smirking While Playing Stinking Covers, Yet Too Gutless to Tell Him To His Face ”
"On 2/5/12 a man, forced a music CD upon several residents in the downtown area. He is described as approximately 40 years old, disheveled, and never speaks. He ran away before questioned by officers."
"Thank you for your comments regarding our Maxi Pad product line. If there is anything we can do to improve your experience, please write us again."
"Dear Sir, Please stop writing this paper about your band. We don't know who you are and your comments are not editorial material."
"I purged for three days after listening to that band's noise. I am bitter, and broken."
"Ghostly voice of Steve Driver Communicates through QN Lead Guitarist's POD"
“MAJOR NEWS OUTLETS IGNORE QUESTIONABLE NEIGHBORS PHENOMENON”