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She blew the whistle soon after she quit,
Told news cameras things that caused quite a fit.
When women return with used underwear.
The boss resold them. No he didn’t care.
The journalist said that really sounds wrong,
Hid cameras on shoppers who purchased thongs.
They marked each pair and then stained some with oil.
Store tried to resell each without recoil.
Went to other chains, each store did the same.
The question we have is who’s really to blame.
Each company said that it’s not policy.
While placing all blame on a few employees.
Don’t wear underwear and then bring them back.
Or they’ll have to sell them in safety sealed sacks.
Are those new panties as clean as you hope.
Soak them overnight and use extra soap.