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January Jones. January Jones.
She breaks my heart and leaves me all alone, all alone.
January Jones. January Jones.
At night I dream of January Jones.
One night I dreamed I had a famous lover,
Betty Draper, played by January Jones.
She said, “We must hurry to my bedroom.
My husband’s out. He left me all alone.”
I tore off all my clothes. She wouldn’t kiss me.
I heard the sound of footsteps on the stairs.
She said, “He’ll probably hurt you if he finds us.”
Soon I saw Donald Draper standing there.
He leaned in so his Betty couldn’t hear him,
Asked would I “like to die swiftly or slow?”
He choked me then he hurled me out the window,
And what he did to her I’ll never know.
Now when I try to dream of Betty Draper
She transforms into January Jones,
Insisting that she never ever met me.
Her bodyguards: I do not like their tone.
Her patience thins, she charges me with stalking.
The judge throws me into a damp, dark cell.
But if I dream again of Betty Draper,
Her husband’s darkest secrets I will tell.