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5 Movies that would've been BETTER if the word VAGINA was in the title

Th_Basterds present "5 Movies that would've been BETTER if the word VAGINA was in the title"

5 - My Big Fat Greek Vagina (L.A.Anime) 4 - Big trouble in Little Vagina (XMAN) 3 - When Harry Met Vagina (Harry, Hairy...eh screw you, THATS funny! KAZ B) 2 - Tyler Perry's Diary of a mad, black Vagina (JMAC) 1 - Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Vagina

wHaT kInD oF bAsTeRd aRe yOu? i'M a DIRTY bAsTeRd!!!

JMAC's #MiddleFingeroftheDay 3

Today's #MiddleFingeroftheDay goes to people who don't answer the phone after they just called you...I mean, seriously...did you hang up the phone, put it down, and sprint out of the room?? Then they call you back like "Hey...you just called? What's up?" AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Makes you want to choke on your own sh*t!

5 simple ways to avoiding drama on FACEBOOK.

Th_Basterds present; 5 simple ways to avoiding drama on FACEBOOK.

5 - Don’t add your girlfriend or wife to your facebook if you're gonna POKE your Ex-GF or be jealous b/c she hit "LIKE" on some dude’s status about using Magnum condoms. (JMAC)

4 - Don’t add your parents to your Facebook if you're gonna update your status to “smoking this blunt” (L.A.Anime)

3 - Don’t add your Boss to your Facebook if you're gonna Mobile Upload a photo of you out at a bar knowing you didn't show up to work. (XMAN)

2 - If you have a problem w/ your cousin’s girlfriend, inbox dat b*tch or better yet, pick up a phone like in the good old days. Keep the petty arguments off your wall b/c u know who's affected by that sh*t? EVERYONE! (Kaz B)

1 - Picture awareness. Don't post the slutty bathroom pics that your mama, grandma, & assistant store manager can comment on. But also, plz avoid the "FACE ONLY" pics b/c the assumption is that your probably a fatty. (Th_Basterds)

wHaT kInD oF bAsTeRd aRe yOu? i'M a social networking bAsTeRd!!!

5 questions that are GUARANTEED to start a fight w/ ur GF/BF

Th_Basterds present "5 questions that are GUARANTEED to start a fight w/ ur GF/BF."

5 - When are you gonna start working out? (JMAC) 4 - How many ppl have you slept with? (KAZ B) 3 - If we broke up today, which of my friends would you wanna date? (XMAN) 2 - (2nd question was deleted in the middle of an argument) 1 - Who else have you thought about while we're having sex? (L.A.Anime)

wHaT kInD oF bAsTeRd aRe yOu? i'M a CLEVER bAsTeRd!!!

5 Signs that a guy might be in "the friend zone"

Th_Basterds present, "5 signs that a guy might be in the friend zone"

5 - "If she refers to you as her “homie”, it’s a wrap" (JMAC)

4 -If you haven’t made out by the 3rd date, you're losing (L.A.ANIME)

3 - If she always brings her friends along on the date, EPIC FAIL (xman)

2 -If you call her pet names like "baby" or "sweetie" & she replies “you're so silly” or "you're like my brother!" …it’s over! (Kaz B)

1 - If she talks to you about other guys she's interested in, you're in the friend zone! (Th_Basterds) ------------------ wHaT kInD oF bAsTeRd aM I? i'M aN informative Basterd!

JMAC's #middlefingeroftheday 2

The newest #middlefingeroftheday goes to the ALL OF A SUDDEN steelers fans that hopped on the back of the band wagon b/c they heard Wiz Khalifa's BLACK & YELLOW. We like the song too (especially the G-Mix with TPAIN & SNOOP) but to endorse a long standing franchise just b/c of a song for weed heads....that's lame.

Th_Basterds present; Our 5 worst SUPERHERO movies all time

Th_Basterds present; Our 5 worst SUPERHERO movies all time...

5 - (JMAC) Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) - Before Samuel L. Jackson reprised the role in IRONMAN, it was David Hasselhoff's EPICFAIL.

4 - (KAZ B) Daredevil (2003) - Ben Afflect is blind but can see rain...how the f*%k does THAT work??

3 - (L.A.Anime) Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) - It wasn't even fun watching it HIGH

2 - (XMAN) Batman & Robin (1997) - This is actual dialogue from the movie: Mr. Freeze: Ice to see you! SMH

1 - (ALL) Catwoman (2004) - This is CRAP in it's purest form.

JMAC's #middlefingeroftheday 1

Today's #middlefingeroftheday goes to the McDonalds on South Cobb in Atlanta, Ga. We go thru the drive thru, order our food, & noticed they didn't give us ketchup, napkins, or straws.

So we says, "Hey, can we get some ketchup, napkins, & straws?" And the McDonalds manager says, "It's extra."

They tried to charge us an additional .25 for each item?! You mean to tell me that if I want ketchup on my fries, I gotta pay for the tiny ass Heinz packet. Micky D's, this ****'s for you!

The 5 Most BASTERDLY professional wrestlers of ALLTIME

In lieu of Wrestlemania 27, Th_Basterds proudly present our top 5 MOST BASTERDLY pro wrestlers of all time!!!

JMAC's top 5 - Buff Bagwell, Scott Steiner aka Big Poppa Pump, Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, & Razor Ramon (NWO for LIFE!)

Kaz B's top 5 - Jake The Snake, Raven, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, & THE ROCK (I can always seem to smell what he's cookin...smells like bacon)

L.A.Anime's top 5 - The Undertaker, Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, & Stone Cold Steve Austin (Like SCSA, I'm always ready to open up a can of whoop ass!)

XMAN's top 5 - Jake the snake, Stone cold Steve Austin, Vince McMahon (Here comes da money!), The Undertaker, & Hulk Hogan (Even his own momma told him he'd never make it as a pro wrestler...parental FAIL!)

wHaT kInD oF bAsTeRd aRe yOu?

"5 Movies that would've been BETTER if the word VAGINA was in the title"

Th_Basterds present "5 Movies that would've been BETTER if the word VAGINA was in the title"

5 - My Big Fat Greek Vagina (L.A.Anime) 4 - Big trouble in Little Vagina (XMAN) 3 - When Harry Met Vagina (Harry, Hairy...eh screw you, THATS funny! KAZ B) 2 - Tyler Perry's Diary of a mad, black Vagina (JMAC) 1 - Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Vagina

wHaT kInD oF bAsTeRd aRe yOu? i'M a DIRTY bAsTeRd!!!

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