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The Haiti Mission CD is sold out! But I held a few back (less than 10) for some fun promotions in the future. These will never be printed again so I couldn't stand to sell every one of them:). So, I'm back focused on recording tracks for a full length CD release. It's been a long road since I'm tracking as money and time allows at my home studio and at the homes of friends and guest musicians. More to come...... stay strong!
Q: What is the difference between a harmonica player and a vacuum cleaner? A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q:How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb? A:One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was
Q: How can you tell if the stage is level? A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What do clarinetists use for birth control? A: Their personalities.
Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door? A: They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Q: How do you get a guitarist to play softer? A: Place a sheet of music in front of him.
Q: How do you reduce wind-drag on a bassist's car? A: Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
And last but not least.....
What do call a successful musician? A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.