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Johnny Mark Herring / Blog

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Limited CD Update

The Haiti Mission CD is sold out! But I held a few back (less than 10) for some fun promotions in the future. These will never be printed again so I couldn't stand to sell every one of them:). So, I'm back focused on recording tracks for a full length CD release. It's been a long road since I'm tracking as money and time allows at my home studio and at the homes of friends and guest musicians. More to come...... stay strong!

Jokes we can all relate to here...

Q: What is the difference between a harmonica player and a vacuum cleaner? A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

Q:How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb? A:One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was

Q: How can you tell if the stage is level? A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.

Q: What do clarinetists use for birth control? A: Their personalities.

Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door? A: They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.

Q: How do you get a guitarist to play softer? A: Place a sheet of music in front of him.

Q: How do you reduce wind-drag on a bassist's car? A: Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

And last but not least.....

What do call a successful musician? A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.

Yes!!