Are these the best bloody songs you've ever heard? Probably not but who gives a shit the're the best I could do with the 4 chords I know!
believe it or not no musical instruments were harmed in the recording proccess!!
I said hey baby wanna hear my song it's quite short and it won't take long she said the tv's on and I'm watching it and I'd rather clean the toilet than hear your shit.
Aahh yes, it is true. Life's a peach down at Safety beach