The year was 1982. Men were wearing makeup, disco was dead, and boners were as noticeable as ever. That year had nothing to do with this album. My name is Kai Johnson. I go by Kaiser Kai from my rapping days, days I wish none of you will have the pleasure of witnessing. I started my music career however playing piano. I would make songs here and there until I had whole albums to fill. Having no money for studio lessons kept me from going public however. It wasn't until I experimented with some music software programs that I found a way to create pieces worth distributing to the masses. Once I got the hang of it, I introduced fellow musician Ken Molen to it and together we made some fun tracks. I thought it would be awesome to take our songs all the way, so I piled them together, added some of my own, and worked on making a full album. After about 6 months of legal gibberish, it was complete. In the end, it was a rewarding experience and the feedback has been great. Hopefully you enjoy our work or at the least, it makes you shake your head in confusion or arousal.