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Massive thanks to anyone that buys the Viking Trance music on itunes ,, our latest release Viking Trance 5 is now in stores !!! ,,,, thanks again for all your support and continued encouragement to keep the music coming ,,, Love from VT
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both." Q: How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: No one knows, no one ever looks at him. Q: whats the differance between a pianist and god? A: god dont think hes a pianist Q: how many drummers does it take to change a light buld? A: "oops, i broke it!" Q:How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb? A:One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? A: A tattoo. Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit? A: "The Defendant" Q: What do clarinetists use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test? A: Saliva. Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend? A: Homeless. Two brass players walked out of a bar... Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft? A: A Flat Miner Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept. Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: He was in treble Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner? A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks. Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players? A: It saves time in the long run. Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four. Q: What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet? A: About three decibels. Q: What's the latest crime wave in New York City? A: Drive-by trombone solos. Q: What's the definition of a minor second interval? A: Two Soprano Sax players reading off the same part. Q: What is another term for trombone? A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator. Q: How do you get an oboist to play A flat? A: Take the batteries out of his electronic tuner. Q: What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone? A: On or off. Q: What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A: A bad oboist can kill you. Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard? A: So they can park in the handicapped zones. Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch? A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion. Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull? A: Lipstick. Q: Why do people play trombone? A: Because they can't move their fingers and read music at the same time. Q: How does a violist's brain cell die? A: Alone.
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